EOTW://PARTY
// WARNING: THE SINGULARITY IS NEAR. SO IS THE PARTY.

End of the
World Party

If AI is going to take over the planet, let it catch us dancing. One night, sixteen possible endings, a blackout at midnight.

DATE: [DAY / TIME]
PLACE: [ADDRESS]
DRESS CODE: your scenario
MADE IN PORTUGAL
SINGULARITY ETA · 01.01.2047
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Maybe less.Median forecast for AI outperforming humans at every task, from a 2024 survey of 2,778 AI researchers.
Draw your fateRSVP
01 — AT THE DOOR

Draw your fate

Every guest comes dressed as an AI outcome and has to defend it all night. Don't like yours? Tough. That's how the singularity works.

YOUR SCENARIO
Wear:
16 scenarios · Tegmark, Bostrom, Christiano, Drexler
02 — TIMELINE OF COLLAPSE

The night

[21:00]
Boot sequence

Arrivals, scenario draw and the first Singularity of the night.

[22:30]
Battle of fates

Each scenario argues why it's the best end of the world. Open mic, no fact-checking.

00:00
The blackout

Lights out, candles only. Phones in the basket. Make it to 01:00 and you've survived the Stone Age.

01:00
Final vote

Everyone votes for their favourite scenario. The winner decides the fate of humanity, or at least who cleans up.

BARSingularity

Everything mixed in one glass.

BARKill Switch

The shot that turns the lights off.

BARBlack Cloud

A black cocktail. Forbidden ideas included.

03 — SURVIVAL FUND

Fund the end of the world

A contribution towards the party costs: sound, ice, candles and a backup generator for when the grid goes down. Anything left over rolls into the next party, and the accounts go up here afterwards.

raised of
· survivors
0 € · pre-industrial era · singularity reached
STATUS
Contributions open once the date and venue are confirmed.
04 — SURVIVOR LIST

Coming, or staying in the bunker?